things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?
If you’re dying to be hurt so badly, I’ve got a baseball bat for that."
"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"